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How to lose your job to invalid logic. . .testing

Thu Jan 18, 2007, 8:28 PM
Argument One:

Premise 1: Basketball players wear sneakers to perform better.
Premise 2: The boss wants his employees to be top performers.
Conclusion: Employees must become sneakers.

Argument Two:

Premise 1: The customer is always right.
Premise 2: The boss is not a customer.
Conclusion: The boss is always wrong.

Argument Three:

Premise 1: Employees should be entertaining to customers.
Premise 2: Mimes are entertaining.
Conclusion: Employees should work like mimes.

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:iconphotographyoflukas:
hey i found your deviant art.
:iconseths-photos:
you're welcome!
that shot of emmure was just so good

i there was no way i couldn't favorite it

haha

(plus i have that same bring me the horizon shirt that the one dude in that shot has)

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Tell you the truth I just thought you were really hot. ;P
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thank you for have added me at tour friend list !
:iconecto-nza:
yo whats up.its parker from ectoskatepark project.i like the pics.
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thx a lot for the :+devwatch: :hug:
sorry for the late answer, I was disconnected....

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